Snob

You probably think I'm a snob .Hey ! I'm sorry that I brush my teeth twice a day and floss once .I'm sorry if I take a shower every day (as opposed to your alternate day system) and change my underpants every day.I'm sorry that I won't share my toothbrush with you just because you forgot your's somewhere, or for that matter my soap .Use my shampoo if you want .I don't mind ! I'm sorry I wont share my razor with you , but I'd like it if you kept your Hepatitis A, B or C (and anything else) with you.I'm sorry I wont give you my slippers again-the last pair simply disappeared without a cursory 'Thank you ' or a 'sorry'.

I'm sorry I clean the bathroom everyday...it's just that when I come to shave every morning , I cannot stand the stink of pis and vomit that you gratuitously deposit the previous night (almost every night without fail)

I'm sorry I wont share my umbrella and raincoat with you.I bought them , and I think I have the right to use them whenever I want to.C'mon buddy , its rains cats and dogs in mumbai .Cant you at least buy your own umbrella ?

And if all these make me a snob , SO BE IT !

Bug Off and let me live my life on my own terms.

                  Sincerely

                Your Roommate (The Snob)