Dream Virgin

Those dreams are back again.

I'm in a Michael Jackson's Thriller Concert.

"Owwwwwww !" , MJ screams , as he  grabs his crotch and thrusts it forward.I don't know if he is in pain . 

Girls and women of all ages scream hysterically and some even faint.Kids all over shudder at the thought of drinking Jesus Juice that Uncle MJ tried to give them.

 

"cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight "  WOOO HOOO !

OWWW !

Chills run down my spine .I realize something No one yet knows .

I must tell the world...I must.

Now I know the truth about Harry Potter and The Deathly hallows...

He who shall not be named will not die ! He will Return !

In fact , he will fake his own death and move to a muggle town called Las Vegas and be a Michael Jackson Impersonator.Maybe he will claim that he is the real freak , and therefore more qualified to be MJ.

Its true.I know the end.Voldemort lives .He lives amomgst us.He will come back for one last time in a Book That Shall Not be Written (AKA Harry Potter 8)

Why can't I simply have dreams where I'm bonking people , you know like the ones Ms.J has.You see I'm a dream Virgin .I really want to know how it feels.(If I do have bonking Dreams , sandman , please make sure that I'm with Hot chicks and supremodels and NOT with my 200 lb roommate )

Do You see The uncanny Resemblence ?

Its the Nose (or the lack of it ) and the fair complexion.

 

The dark Lord who became White !