Men , quit playing the guessing game.The best way to gauge penis size is to measure yourself as a urologist would.
Flaccid Length : Measure immediately after undressing, since a cold or warm room can cause shrinkage or expansion .( Remember George in "Seinfeld" in that swimming pool episode ?)
Do it while standing, and use a tape measure or flexible ruler .POsition the tip of the ruler gently against the point where the shaft meets the abdomen.Then bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length.Average: 3.43 inches
Erect Length : Immediately after you become fully hard , measure along the shaft and read the length along the top of your erection from the base of the shaft to the tip.Average: 5.03 inches
Girth: While erect , wrap the tape measure around your penis at its base .Average : 5.14 inches around , 1.67 inches diameter.
Erection Angle: Stand with your back against a wall and estimate your angle.A 0 degree erection (an oxymoron if we've heard one) would point at your feet ; 90 degrees would point out in front , and 180 degrees would aim at your chin .Average: 105.7 degrees.
Disclaimer : This information is intended for educational purposes only.Conservatives and moralist bigots are free to hate and condemn me , but I will sue for slander, if it crosses a line .
Also , this information is obviously applicable "only " for men.Therefore no complaints from women will be entertained.(But women will be entertained , on request only , and only by author's discretion)
Finally , men I'm not interested in any of the above data which you might feel like sharing with me.So if you feel the urge to share it , I suggest you climb on top of a BUILDING and start screaming.
so the average length is shorter than this reply box but approximately as long as this comment?
ReplyDeleteResearch suggests that most men are not satisfied with the hose that they have , while women do not really care (unless it is a micropenis , a very rare condition).
ReplyDeleteSo women , what do you think ? care to leave any comments to reassure menfolk ?
I never understood why the filipinos on one of my ships used to call me 'Totoy Mola' .Apparently it is a movie about a man so huge that he kills all women he loves.(or makes love to )
I got my revenge though. I started calling that guy " Capt.Barbell" (another famous filipino superhero !)
i had to look up that Totoy Mola thing. apparently a "sexy film" as per wikipedia:
ReplyDeleteThe film Totoy Mola, was his first lead role in sexy films. Playing the title role, his character is a man from the province endowed having a very huge, horse-like penis. He moved to Manila, after he accidentally killed his girlfriend by attempting to penetrate his big penis to his girlfriend. In the city, he meets two women and in turn loves both of them. Without any skills, he became a male prostitute and the main macho dancer in a gay bar. Because of jealousy one of his girlfriends, cuts Totoy's penis. In the end, eventhough he doesn't have his penis anymore, the other girlfriend accepted him still.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Manalo
the above description sounds like a comedy, but apparently the film is a drama. hmmm..
i had to look up that one too. this site begs to differ:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/women_penis_size.shtml
Holy Hosepipes !
ReplyDeleteThere is a whole bloody women's website which discusses this issue.
I'm speechless.
Godzilla's tagline was right "Size does matter "
(But Its not the only thing that matters )