The Timeless Laws of Love

universal law:

love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



first law:


a boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, untill or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
breaks the legs of the boy.



second law:


the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the
direction of this love is same as increement or decreement of the
bank balance.



third law:


the force applied while proposing to a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals