Words Are Not Enough...... ..
The words "I miss you" can not display
The depths of how I care.
The words "I want you" do not betray
The extent of what I dare.
The words "I need you" can not convey
The extent of my prayer.
The words "I love you" do not portray
The heights of my err.
Funny Mathematics
1. SSC + HSC + B.Tech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your wife's favorite serials
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega +Crorepati = SUPERSTAR
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan +Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film
17.1 software engineer + No Work = 20 forwarded mails ...
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