Sunday, April 8, 2007

Tricks and tips to make your chick watch Action Flicks !

Honesty is the best policy , but never with a woman.

Ever wanted to watch a action flick with your chick , while your chick wants to drag you to the chick-flick tear fest that she's dying to see and you'll die watching it ?

Then my man , follow this course of action.

1)Tell her that the movie is a tender romantic story about a woman experiencing a painfull loss .But leave out the part about the twenty five minute car chase scene and the high body count.

2)Tell her you're taking her out to dinner (it's just that dinner will be a hot dog and popcorn with some soda)

3)On no account let it slip in that Vin Diesel is in it.

4)Appear surprised when she points out that she's the only woman in the movie theatre.

5)Tell her it's a film about marital arts , then  afterward pretend to be shocked that it was martial arts.

6)Promise to go shopping with her(only if it's bikinis or plasma TVs)

7)Tell her that you are the man and you will decide what movies you see (This may not work /may get punched in the face)

Disclaimer :This tutorial is for educational purposes only and the author does not take any responsibility for the current status of your relationship)

10 comments:

  1. but what are you going to do if the guy likes chick flicks and you're the girl who hates it?? AAAaaaa.

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  2. dump that guy. that gay might be using u as a smokescreen

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  3. Yeah ! There is something wrong with the guy who likes chick flicks!
    If he's ogling the chick , then its ok , but if he's crying because of the heart wrenching (?) story , run away like you've seen a skunk !
    Wiser words have never been uttered !
    take heed !

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  4. I know you hate chick flicks !
    That is a godsent attribute for you .
    A guy will like it that you will not drag him to a chick flick.
    But on the other hand , a guy who doesn't know much about your tastes might take you to a chick flick and claim that he likes them (lie ) to show that he is truly a sensitive guy !
    which will backfire !
    Stereotyping is No Gooda ! (Thats what all my filipino friends say )

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  5. i misread! i thought it said "that guy". i take my words back and thanks for the warning! ^_^

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  6. for sure it's gonna backfire if i take raknax's advice! ^_^

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  7. i watch chick flick just to see lindsay lohan's boobies

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