My kinda woman

I've been searching for the
daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman
who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere in sight

-Eagles (One of these Nights)

Here's my one 5 line verse for better or worse:

My kinda woman ,
wonder where she is
A beauty with brains
A wonder woman , who
needs no wonder bra !


I always wondered where my kinda woman was.Did she exist ?
Someone told me that she had already been born .She was out there somewhere !

The notion of my kinda woman lurking around , crouching in a bush just around the corner is not a comforting one.What if she turns out to be a vampire ? or worse , an umpire ? (Ok , Bad joke )

My kinda woman , would be smart and beautiful in her own way.
Notice how I've put smartness ahead of beauty.

Have you seen The Queen ? Doesn't Helen Mirren make the queen look hot ? Don't get me wrong now , I'm not trying to become the second Aston Kutcher , but older women are certainly emerging out as powerhouses.Look at Gwenyth Paltrow and chris martin .Chris martin is five years younger.
More than that he is the pioneer of geek rock.
He's a geek , why ?
He's a tee-totaler , no drugs , no rock star antics and seems to be genuine nice guy and one hell of an artist.
Thats a geek folks.
And thats geek rock folks !

But this is not about chris martin , but about my kinda woman !
Amongst sitcom moms , its Jamie Gertz , who's in still standing .she'd be my kinda woman , if she were a twenty-something !

Hey hey , "Save the cheerleader , save the world " Isn't she sexy ?
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How about contortionists ?Bendy legs , twisty body , WHOOoo... Just imagine the possibilities ! Mindboggling !>http://www.tribal-fusion.biz/performance-pics/solo-contortionists.jpg">
Or for that matter , ballerinas in their sexy little tutu's .

Figure skaters are sexy.

Writers are sexy (They have sexy brains , but there are exceptions.
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Just looking at JHumpa Lahiri , you'd think she's a model , but she has written The Namesake (Playing at a theatre near you )

One of my friends had a thing for chinese women.
For him they were the cutest in the whole wide world .We chided him for being so unpatriotic, choosing china over India .
But sadly for him , most of them ate pork , which was a big NO-NO for him and his religion.


My other favourites:
Just look at Debra messing.The plumper she gets , the sexier she looks ! (she's the only reason I watch Will and Grace )>http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/4/0/-/-/grace_adler.jpg">

Katherine Heigl ; I fell in love ever since Roswell The series happened.>http://www.celebritytidbits.com/c/KatherineHeigl/images/Katherine%2520Heigel.jpg">

Sandra Oh , sexy sense of humour.>http://www.greysanatomyonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sandra-oh-sag-nom-06.jpg">


Vidya balan ; of course , would be great with a smaller beak than what she has now.
Kangana Ranaut ; demure yet sexy , but they say she has a head on her shoulders that is not empty .


My kinda woman, need not be a super model .In fact , I'd like a little meat on them.Rail thin girls scare me.They might snap if handled too roughly !


Watching Shallow Hal tells you that Fat people have more of this elusive thing called Inner Beauty.

Ironic for me to believe in that , considering that I have had less than 8% body fat all my life ! Am I ugly as sin ?

Call me crazy but my first crush was a leeeeetle bit on the heavy side , but that didn't get in the way of her buoyant spirit .It was that bubbly-ness that caught me , hook, line and sinker .Man was I a sucker for inner beauty !

But No 300 lb women for me.I've got a weak back !
Chubby is acceptable.Morbidly obese is not !


My kinda woman , wonder where she is ...

To find my kinda woman , if acceptable , I'd place an ad in the newspaper;

SEEKING AN ANGEL
Twenty words can't describe how wonderful she is. Give this successful, above average, romantic male, your consideration.