Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Monday, October 29, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Trivial Pursuit
Ass-kicking words of the day :
callipygian: having beautifully proportioned buttocks
steatopygic: an extreme accumulation of fat on the buttocks
DOES URINATING ON A JELLYFISH STING
STOP THE BURN?
We all saw thatFriends episode (c’mon, you watch it, too) when Monica gets stung by a
jellyfish. Joey remembers that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away, Monica “can’t
bend that way,” and Joey gets “stage fright,” leaving Chandler to save the day. Don’t believe
everything you see on TV.
Most jellyfish stings cause only pain and numbness. The Australian box jellyfish is the
most venomous and deadly of all stinging marine creatures. Approximately 20 percent of
those stung by the box jellyfish will die. Portuguese man-of-war is also dangerous but nothing
compared to the box jellyfish.
The following guideline can be applied to most jellyfish stings: The patient should remove
any visible tentacles, using gloves if possible. The area of the sting should be rinsed with
household vinegar. The acetic acid of the vinegar can block discharge of the remaining
nematocysts (stinging cells) on the skin and should be applied liberally. If vinegar is not
available, salt water can be used to wash off the nematocysts.
In laboratory tests, urine, ammonia, and alcohol can cause active stinging cells to fire,
which means applying them has the potential to make a minor sting worse, so urinating on a
jellyfish sting is both gross and painful.
WHERE DOES GAS GO WHEN YOU CANÌT
FART?
Some people like to think of their lower gastrointestinal tract as a one-way street. One time
during a rectal examination during a trauma, a frightened young man screamed out as the
doctor was placing his finger in the man’s rectum, “Whoa, that’s an exit!”
Flatulence follows that same rule. Gas goes out or it simply goes away.
callipygian: having beautifully proportioned buttocks
steatopygic: an extreme accumulation of fat on the buttocks
DOES URINATING ON A JELLYFISH STING
STOP THE BURN?
We all saw thatFriends episode (c’mon, you watch it, too) when Monica gets stung by a
jellyfish. Joey remembers that peeing on a jellyfish sting takes the pain away, Monica “can’t
bend that way,” and Joey gets “stage fright,” leaving Chandler to save the day. Don’t believe
everything you see on TV.
Most jellyfish stings cause only pain and numbness. The Australian box jellyfish is the
most venomous and deadly of all stinging marine creatures. Approximately 20 percent of
those stung by the box jellyfish will die. Portuguese man-of-war is also dangerous but nothing
compared to the box jellyfish.
The following guideline can be applied to most jellyfish stings: The patient should remove
any visible tentacles, using gloves if possible. The area of the sting should be rinsed with
household vinegar. The acetic acid of the vinegar can block discharge of the remaining
nematocysts (stinging cells) on the skin and should be applied liberally. If vinegar is not
available, salt water can be used to wash off the nematocysts.
In laboratory tests, urine, ammonia, and alcohol can cause active stinging cells to fire,
which means applying them has the potential to make a minor sting worse, so urinating on a
jellyfish sting is both gross and painful.
WHERE DOES GAS GO WHEN YOU CANÌT
FART?
Some people like to think of their lower gastrointestinal tract as a one-way street. One time
during a rectal examination during a trauma, a frightened young man screamed out as the
doctor was placing his finger in the man’s rectum, “Whoa, that’s an exit!”
Flatulence follows that same rule. Gas goes out or it simply goes away.
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming!
This may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I love the categories of people getting the warning, it's hard to pick a favorite.
Which one is most ridiculous?
VOTE
1. Pot Smoking Little Devils
2. Lewd Women
3. F se Religions (False? Lost the a and the l?)
4. Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
5. Sports Nuts (WTF?)
6. Rebellious Women (ha ha)
7. Child Molesting Homosexuals (I suppose child molesting heterosexuals are fine?)
8. Witches (what fucking century is this again?)
9. And Mormons
10. Liar (there's just one)
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Friday, July 6, 2007
If science were a crossword puzzle
Incidentally, science is very similar to a crossword puzzle. When first filling out a crossword puzzle, you start tentatively, with a hypothesis, and see where it takes you. The spaces that you know help to unravel the answers to the blank spaces, in much the same way that theories in geology, like that of continental drift, helped explain how ancient species with a common ancestor could be found in distant places like Africa and South America. (The answer? The two continents were once joined!) In a sense, then, geology can inform biology, and cosmology can inform biology, and vice versa.
The questions and the size of the boxes, of course, represent the evidence. We will know how many letters and the meaning of the word in question in order to best figure out what fills the spaces, just as in science we know that evolution predicts that life would evolve in a manner so that bacteria preceded fish and fish preceded mammals. (And just as we know that the word “Evolution” is the best fit in the crossword depicted above at 4 down because it has the right number of letters and answers the clue in the best way.)
Creationism and Intelligent Design, on the other hand, don’t play by the rules. They bend and distort facts to make them fit religious dogma, ignoring the evidence, clues, and size of the boxes to fit their preconceived notions into a framework that may resemble science but which is actually quite the opposite. Where they do make testable claims, the creationists and Intelligent Design proponents find themselves thoroughly refuted. (When Behe, for instance, proposes the bacterial flagellum as irreducibly complex when research totally contradicts him. Or when creationists argue that the flood was caused by a canopy of water suspended in the atmosphere–which would have made the temperature of Earth intensely hot and unsuitable for human life.) For the most part, though, the creationists don’t even write in the boxes of the crossword puzzle, instead opting to write out “God” on the margins–a proposal that is hardly testable, not warranted by any of the clues listed or any evidence, and which is incapable of being supported by all of our other knowledge as it is entirely removed from the empirical, scientific realm.
For more on science as a kind of complex, ever-changing crossword puzzle, I highly recommend reading the works of Susan Haack, particularly her books Defending Science and Evidence and Inquiry.
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Blogworthy ?
| blog-worthy | (adj):
| |
| When something happens in your day that is worth mentioning on your blog (web log). Mike, "I can't believe that just happened. That is totally crazy." | ||
I thought I was following shakespeare's footsteps when I thought up of a word called blogworthy.It turns out many people before me have invented this word.So I cannot take credit for it.
It's an obsession of mine.All day as I observe , I make mental notes of al the events and experiences .These are basically categorised into two categories , viz. Blogworthy and Non-blogworthy.
It would be blogworthy because :
1)It is new
2)It is interesting.
3)It reflects me in some obscure way.
4)It is a brand new experience (for me)
5)It is strange/weird.
6)It is informative and something I want everyone to know that I know ;)
7)It is insanely hilarious.
8)I no longer want to keep it a secret.
9)Its something I created and want to share.
10)Its something I'm proud of.
11)Its something that makes me mad /angry/frustrated/sad.
All the subjects which do not meet one or all the requirements are non-blogworthy .
Are you Blogworthy ?
Monday, June 25, 2007
A Look At A Japanese Sex Doll Factory - Hemmy.net, A source of varied interests(18 + only)
http://www.hemmy.net/2007/05/28/a-look-at-a-japanese-sex-doll-factory
18 + only means , your mom might not like that you are looking at this page.
18 + only means , your mom might not like that you are looking at this page.
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
The Worst Date Ever
Read this guy's story...
On May 18, after spending the night smoking pot and having sex with a prostitute, a 39-year-old Lake City man decided he was going to get a beer. Sounds like a wild way to start the weekend. Little did he know he'd end up digging a hole in his backyard to bury a body.
According to the police report, the woman stayed behind at the man's apartment to take a bath while the man walked to a nearby 7-Eleven, returning home 20 minutes later. The man noticed his bathroom door was still closed. He waited another 15 minutes before venturing in. Upon entering the bathroom, the man found the lifeless body of the 47-year-old prostitute. In a panic, he shook her and slapped her but got no response. Then he really freaked out.
The time line the man provided is fuzzy in the report, but he told police he stayed in his apartment for the next three days, drinking and contemplating what to do with the dead prostitute's body. At one point, he climbed out the window of his apartment and began digging a hole. Perhaps due to some epiphany or newfound respect for the woman, the man decided he was "doing the wrong thing," according to the report—so he clambered back inside and filled his bathtub with cold water. He placed the woman's body in the tub to prevent her from decomposing.
The despondent man walked back to the 7-Eleven, where he called his boss from a pay phone. The next morning, the man and his boss called the police and the medical examiner retrieved the waterlogged body. A toxicology report is pending—but it doesn't look like foul play.
According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, "failure to report a death" is a misdemeanor in Washington State. However, police are holding off on charging the man because, Witt says, "Why add insult to injury? He admitted he picked up a prostitute [and] this woman ultimately died. At that time, it wasn't appropriate or prudent for the officers to... make an arrest or file charges." Witt says that the man wasn't charged with soliciting a prostitute because "it was kind of after the fact. A lot of misdemeanors we have to see happen."
What could possibly possess a sane person to keep a body in his home for days? According to Witt, "It sounds like... he was afraid and didn't know what to do and didn't have anyone to call. There may have been some communication barriers."
The medical examiner's office would not comment on the case, but said it expects the toxicology report to be finished in July.
"In 14 years of police work, I don't think I've ever heard of anything like this," Witt says.
On May 18, after spending the night smoking pot and having sex with a prostitute, a 39-year-old Lake City man decided he was going to get a beer. Sounds like a wild way to start the weekend. Little did he know he'd end up digging a hole in his backyard to bury a body.
According to the police report, the woman stayed behind at the man's apartment to take a bath while the man walked to a nearby 7-Eleven, returning home 20 minutes later. The man noticed his bathroom door was still closed. He waited another 15 minutes before venturing in. Upon entering the bathroom, the man found the lifeless body of the 47-year-old prostitute. In a panic, he shook her and slapped her but got no response. Then he really freaked out.
The time line the man provided is fuzzy in the report, but he told police he stayed in his apartment for the next three days, drinking and contemplating what to do with the dead prostitute's body. At one point, he climbed out the window of his apartment and began digging a hole. Perhaps due to some epiphany or newfound respect for the woman, the man decided he was "doing the wrong thing," according to the report—so he clambered back inside and filled his bathtub with cold water. He placed the woman's body in the tub to prevent her from decomposing.
The despondent man walked back to the 7-Eleven, where he called his boss from a pay phone. The next morning, the man and his boss called the police and the medical examiner retrieved the waterlogged body. A toxicology report is pending—but it doesn't look like foul play.
According to SPD spokeswoman Renee Witt, "failure to report a death" is a misdemeanor in Washington State. However, police are holding off on charging the man because, Witt says, "Why add insult to injury? He admitted he picked up a prostitute [and] this woman ultimately died. At that time, it wasn't appropriate or prudent for the officers to... make an arrest or file charges." Witt says that the man wasn't charged with soliciting a prostitute because "it was kind of after the fact. A lot of misdemeanors we have to see happen."
What could possibly possess a sane person to keep a body in his home for days? According to Witt, "It sounds like... he was afraid and didn't know what to do and didn't have anyone to call. There may have been some communication barriers."
The medical examiner's office would not comment on the case, but said it expects the toxicology report to be finished in July.
"In 14 years of police work, I don't think I've ever heard of anything like this," Witt says.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Automatic Flatterer
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Feel Good , visit this site !
Feel Good , visit this site !
Monday, June 11, 2007
How do you measure up ?
Flaccid Length : Measure immediately after undressing, since a cold or warm room can cause shrinkage or expansion .( Remember George in "Seinfeld" in that swimming pool episode ?)
Do it while standing, and use a tape measure or flexible ruler .POsition the tip of the ruler gently against the point where the shaft meets the abdomen.Then bend the ruler along the shaft and read the length.Average: 3.43 inches
Erect Length : Immediately after you become fully hard , measure along the shaft and read the length along the top of your erection from the base of the shaft to the tip.Average: 5.03 inches
Girth: While erect , wrap the tape measure around your penis at its base .Average : 5.14 inches around , 1.67 inches diameter.
Erection Angle: Stand with your back against a wall and estimate your angle.A 0 degree erection (an oxymoron if we've heard one) would point at your feet ; 90 degrees would point out in front , and 180 degrees would aim at your chin .Average: 105.7 degrees.
Disclaimer : This information is intended for educational purposes only.Conservatives and moralist bigots are free to hate and condemn me , but I will sue for slander, if it crosses a line .
Also , this information is obviously applicable "only " for men.Therefore no complaints from women will be entertained.(But women will be entertained , on request only , and only by author's discretion)
Finally , men I'm not interested in any of the above data which you might feel like sharing with me.So if you feel the urge to share it , I suggest you climb on top of a BUILDING and start screaming.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Amores Payasos
Can anyone find love in New York City?
DP - Ben Zimbric Editor - Gavin Rosenberg Music - Greg Tannen
Dir. Brad Aldous
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Bar da Boa
http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br
The Beer commercial , where you can put your name and your friends name on a beautiful model.
The Beer commercial , where you can put your name and your friends name on a beautiful model.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
this vido will teach you how not to do a back flip
this vido will teach you how not to do a back flip
Backflip Tutorial
----WARNING DISCLAIMER----
THIS TUTORIAL IS A GUIDE ONLY. IF YOU ATTEMPT TO RECREATE SUCH STUNTS AS PORTRAYED IN THIS VIDEO, IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT. ANY INJURIES SUSTAINED FROM USING THIS GUIDE ARE YOUR OWN FAULT. WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INJURIES SUSTAINED FROM THE USE OF THIS VIDEO. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. THIS IS ONLY A GUIDE. PLEASE LEARN IN A GYMNASTICS CENTER.
----END WARNING DISCLAIMER----
A unique backflip tutorial that uses both video examples, and instructional text. We teach Sil how to do a backflip (who has only ever done them on trampolines before), and you can follow the steps one by one, to see what you are doing wrong!
NOTE: Turning your palms to the outside in the set is personal preference - Some people like to do it this way, as it can help you lock your shoulders when you jump up, but it is not necessary.
Also this tutorial is designed for trickers or other athletic people interested in learning how to do a basic backflip - if you are a gymnast you should learn the absolute "gymnast" way at a gymnastics centre (focuses alot more on form)
Finally, this tutorial was created through the knowledge of many people, I do not claim to be a professional coach who knows everything about backflips. We created this tutorial and the concepts in it from just dinking around at open nights at various gyms club. When we first learned backflips we were told to just try it, and thats what happened - it was from there that we learned how to spot and do them better.
Feel free to ask me any questions on how to do backflips. And don't forget to rate! :-)
Good luck and stay safe! Remember to use a spotter at first!
Keywords: Backflip, back flip, tutorial, lesson, instructional, gymnastics, tricking, tumbling, back tuck, backtuck, tutorials, flipping.
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Thursday, May 10, 2007
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