It's Not About You! (Pop Version)

It's Not About You (Pop Version)

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Verse 1

E                     A

It's not about you,baby its true

E                     A

not about you , everything-all about you

D                                 E

but for all that you know, it might be all true

Chorus

F#m

But  my baby...(sugah baby)

D

My sweet baby (sugah baby)

E                        A

I still maintain that...(I still maintain that)

E         A           C   D    E

It's not about...you-ooo-hooo-hooo

And Sometimes I rue,for chewin' you up

for hurtin you bad,but I see tears they fall and

they be hurtin' me too, its true, (so true)

Verse 2

I don't mean to cruel and

I don't take you for a fool,

I'm just a tool tryin' to be cool,(such a fool,such a fool)

Chorus

But  my baby...

My sweet baby

I still maintain that...

It's not about...you-ooo-hooo-hooo

Verse 3

Baby don't you know its true

that whenever I'm so blue,(so blue)

that all I think is'bout you (its true)

Bridge

I keep lyin' bout me and you

but I ain't fool-ing anyone any-more

least of all me myself,coz 

every-one knows that you're the one for-me-ee-ee-ee

Chorus

But  my baby...

My sweet baby

I still maintain that...

It's not about...you-ooo-hoo-hoo

Outro

Yeah baby,my sweet baby,It's not about You-ooooooooo-hooo-hooooooo...(repeat and fade out)

(Will the real boy band please stand up, please stand up?

All right y'all, I've gotta brand new-spankin-cool-hip-wicked-suu-weeeet-rockin'-kickass-jazzy-totally screwed up-awesomely amazing-dopey-da real shit-genuine imitation leather-20% extra-offer valid till stocks last-da bomb-teeny-bopper-snap-crackle-pop song for you.

Sung with the right music synthesizer and a good voice modulator, you'll have underaged girls throwing their undergarments at you in no time.

Don't blame me if you're blinded by their dental retainers.

All I need is a decent music composer (in the music industry they are commonly referred to as music collaborators) and a hefty royalty check.On second thought, I'd rather have a percentage of the profits.I'm that sure that it will be a hit song.Maybe even Billboard Top 250!

And after that I'll retire to obscurity, forever known in the annals of history as a 'One hit wonder' 

Amen)

p.s. Why does 'Annals of History' sound so dirty ?

     Sounds like they were written on toilet paper.