Fatso : Girly Jokes

Girly Jokes

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The jokes that men laugh at and women laugh at are in many ways different.

Some jokes won't work with either men or women,like "It was so funny, that it wasn't even funny"

(BOOOOOO!)

Here's a joke that's guaranteed to make women laugh...

It's all in the delivery...say it in a serious 'Believe It or Not' frame of mind.

Say "I can get any girl I want"

See her go Bwahahahahaha!

She'll thank you later for the best laugh she's had in a long time.

Obviously it will not work if it is true...So if you are a serial seducer,a superstar,rockstar,celebrity of any degree,or a natural chick magnet -DONT USE THIS.

But since you are here, reading this, you probably aren't any of those.

So feel free to use this joke.

But in any case, follow the basic rule of thumb "Don't spoil the joke for the sake of the punchline"

That is, naturally occuring jokes in a conversation don't need a punchline or over the top theatrics.

You'll get it when you get it.

Until then, patience my young grasshopper!

Here's another.

I'm a picky eater.I get called out a lot for being so.

So what do I do?

'Hey, why aren't you eating?'

'I'm on a diet.

I'm trying to lose weight...

see how fat my ass has become!'

The delivery is deadpan serious.

But she already knows I'm joking.

But this is a very girly joke...in the sense I wouldn't get caught dead trying this if a guy asks it.

But guys don't care if you eat or not...and if they do,they rarely ask.

They go'Hmm ...must not like biryani or something'

Finally ALWAYS REMEMBER,follow the basic rule of thumb

"Don't spoil the joke for the sake of the punchline"