Fatso:Define your own reality

I'm no longer looking for the less than 10% bodyfat model as an ideal model.

Roman gladiators used to favour beans in their diet.

One reason was that eating beans gave them a layer of fat on their torso...which protected them in their fights.

Th other was biological warfare.

Low body fat is good if you plan on wearing swimwear for the rest of your life, but nothing much else.

I like soft women.A good 16-25% body fat makes them soft to touch.Keeps them healthy and glowing.Definitely keeps them more womanly.

I don't want six packs on my woman.Nor should her biceps be bigger than mine.That would be plainly wrong.And scary.

It would also be smacking at the face of womanhood.

I want real women who is proud of her real curves.

Is there anyone woman enough?

Men...I don't care.Do what you like.

I had long ago defined fat as 'Not being able to see my six packs'

So I took a good hard look at my abs in the mirror once again.

One, two, three, four...holy shit!

I've become fat! 

I can't find the fifth and the sixth pack.They are buried under layers of fat.

I guess now I was fat by my own definition.

Now there were two things I could do.Change myself or change my definition of being Fat.

I followed the americans on this one.(onion movie - obesity clip)

I changed my own definition.It is much more easier.

Now, I consider myself fat the day I cannot see any more of my abs.

And once that happens, I'll change my definition once again.

This way, I can go and never be fat.

And when people tell me I've become a Fatso, 

I'll go 'LALALALA-I can't hear you-LALALALALALALALA-I can't hear you-LALALALALALALALA-I can't hear you-LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA'.