Six Pack Sharukh
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Indians have a very strange concept of personality.
A friend once said,"I once saw Fardeen Khan in the airport.Whatta grreat personality he has!"
I asked him to elaborate, and he said,"you know...he's big and looks muscular even in a suit"
I then realised that when they say that someone has a great personality, they are inavariably talking about physique or body.
Indian leading actors these days want to be percieved as eye candy.
Before that,they were more of 'Cotton candy' (I'm talking about body structures-shapeless and full of air).
So leading men and hordes of other lesser men regularly pump iron, pop pills,vitamins and supplements,chug protein shakes and gush sweat , all to achieve a great 'Personality'
(Salman Khan...known for his great personality rather than his acting skills)
(Hrithik Roshan )
Leading men of the yester years now in comparision look like real,everyday men who come in all sizes and shapes.Dharmendra,the leading strongman of yester years or even Dara Singh , the real life wrestler turned actor did not have the kind of 'personality' that the modern steroid induced hulks with 'grreat personality' have.
Nevermind all the ridiculous infomercials with peppy,muscular caucasians speaking in corny dubbed vernacular, peddling overpriced exercise equipment of dubious quality and construction and equally dubious and preposterous advertised results, Indians were never so hooked onto six packs until Six Pack Sharukh came along.
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Six Pack Sharukh and his Dard-e-Disco, where he gyrates topless with a bevy of scantily and garishly clad reed thin european girls in phantasmagorical locations to near meaningless lyrics was an instant hit and struck a blow to the buoyant egos of all flabby males of India.
These males then took an oath that they too will sport six packs like Six Pack Sharukh.
But the very next day most of them forgot their oath.
A few enrolled in gyms and after two sweaty and exhausting sessions never entered another gym again,and a few more with morsels of determination left in them, found out that the battle of bulge was never won in six weeks, like the infomercials promised.
And I kept wondering what the big fuss was all about.
I mean, while the rest of them discovered six pack sharukh and his washboard abs,I've had a six pack ever since sixth grade.
Ok,It's like this...If you've something all your life, it really doesn't mean much to you.
I mean, if you have steel blades coming out of your fists, then you'd use it scratch your ass as well as cut your steak.
(ok fanboys, I know wolverine does not have steel claws,he had adamantium claws only after he was experimented upon by the military)
But what was the big deal? Six pack,schmix Pack ...who cares?
I don't...coz I already got them !
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