Crazy Communication

We're playing the waiting game.

I'm waiting for her to call.

And she's probably pissed off that I haven't called yet.

Well, the truth is, I took you literally.(when you said you'll call)

I'm new to these Unwritten Rules of Social Intercourse.

I just realized that the guy is always supposed to call.I'm a bit slow...it took me four days of waiting to realize that.

And I hate phones...I can call only after I build up a certain amount of momentum.I make easy calls first and gradually build momentum to make those difficult ones.

I now have to make up a good excuse for not calling all these days,which you and I both know is a lie.

Alcohol is not as good a social lubricant as a lie is.

Sure! 18:30 will be fine...I have nothing else to do anyways!

I love your taste in clothes...Its so refreshing!

I agree...This tastes much better than paneer Mughlai

What!? You like Pandit Chaurasia too?

Frankly...Its getting a bit tiring these days.