I probably won't be asked this question but...

What are you wearing right now?

'Nothing', she said, and a naughty smile crept across her face when she imagined what he was doing as he was talking right now...

A short piece of fiction that makes sense,doesn't it?

I probably won't be asked this question but my answer is the same.

Nothing.

It's so frickin hot in mangalore, it is impossible to function with your clothes on.

Nelly's old song 'It's gettin hot in here' comes to mind.

So I've shed my clothes and my inhibitions, and I'm comfortably numb.(Pink Floyd Rocks!)