Terms Of Endearment

This is getting to be irritating!



We went to the bank in westernport, Australia to exchange some local
currency.

After I went in , I stood there waiting near the information booth and the
bank teller, a thirty something lady said to me 'Honey! Child ! Go stand
over there , and someone will come talk to you shortly'



Honey? Child?



I'm not a f%$^%*ng child!



Women, a word of advice.



Do not use terms of endearment when you don't mean them.



Don't call me a Dear if I'm not dear to you.

Don't call me Honey, if I'm not your Honey.



It irritates the hell out of me.



I know, you girls do it with quite often with each other, but I'm not a
girl!



Mean it when you say it. Or don't say it at all.

That's all.



In the local pub, the barkeep asked me how old I was.

25, I said.

She wanted proof.

She said I looked way too young.



I asked her age.



She said she was 21.



And I shot back saying 'You don't have to lie to me, you know...I don't mind
talking to older women'



Ho Ho! Revenge is sweet!



No, No! She protested that she was 21 and flashed her license at me.



I said I didn't care.





And I didn't have to prove my age because I didn't come to the bar to drink
alcohol.I came here with the other crew members for the company.

I told her about the strict Zero-Alcohol policy on board and asked for a
coke.



But really, it's not that asians look younger.



It's just that most caucasians look older when compared.



A 16 year old caucasian girl would look more like a 20 year old asian
because they are physically more developed in all areas.

They are usually taller,heavier and fuller bodied, whereas your asian
counterpart is so waif-ish and short looks like she's just had her sweet
sixteen!



Of course, you don't have to agree with me, as this is just a rant.


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