Real Kids' Letters to God
Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?"
Because if you did, then I'm going to punch my brother.
- Love, Cindy
Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean?
I don't know and nobody will tell me.
- Love, Allison
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
- Your Friend, Nigel
Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like that guy in the Bible.
- Your Friend, John
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, you
can look it up.
- Ben
Dear God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they
said you did it. I bet he stole your idea.
- Love, Angie
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
don't you just keep the ones you have now?
- Jamie
Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident?
- Deena
Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
- Evan
Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
- Love, Susan
Dear God,
I didn't think purple went with orange until I saw the sunset
you made on Tuesday.
- Allyson
Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his fishing
words in the house?
- Kenny
Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick?
- Dylan
Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
They're just kidding, aren't they?
-Kristen
Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new suit.
- Mike
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the
whole world all the time. There are only 6 people in my house
and I can't do it.
- Nancy
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Dear God,
ReplyDeletewhy did the pope has all the power? I read the good book and nothing was mentioned about giving all Christianity power to old dudes wearing very tall hats.