Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Reasons why life without a Girlfriend is cool

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

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1. You can stare at any Girl.......

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2. You don't have to spend money on her.

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

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19. No tension.

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20. You can be "urself"

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

7 comments:

  1. wicked but sorry dude
    i like girls

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  2. All 21 reasons you list here don't aply when both are in love with eachother.
    {i bet you didn't expect me to say that, did you}
    I agree with sarvesh, i like girls too

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  3. seee vikas every1 agrees
    plus ur blog tittle says
    IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...YOU HAVEN'T READ MY BLOG!
    so this will work against u

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  4. vikas is a teddy bear. all he really wants is to be hugged and loved. hee-hee-hee.

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  5. He won't want to be Mr Bean's teddy bear....heheheh

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  6. Hey , hey people , I dont want to come off as a misogynist...I like girls too...This is just a joke ...love , I believe is the answer to all our problems (also sometimes the reason for them ).
    To know me , reading my blog is simply not enough ,as i constantly contradict myself...For example...http://keshavarao2001.multiply.com/journal/item/107

    Also , Ms .J , thanks for calling me a teddy bear (Though their big vacant black eyes creep me out ) , and deep down inside , I bet everyone wants to be loved and hugged.(including me)

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  7. Maybe you haven't met her yet; but then a boyfriend can be just as worrying too! :)

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