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1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.
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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.
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17. No nonstop nonsense.
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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
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19. No tension.
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20. You can be "urself"
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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....
wicked but sorry dude
ReplyDeletei like girls
All 21 reasons you list here don't aply when both are in love with eachother.
ReplyDelete{i bet you didn't expect me to say that, did you}
I agree with sarvesh, i like girls too
seee vikas every1 agrees
ReplyDeleteplus ur blog tittle says
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME...YOU HAVEN'T READ MY BLOG!
so this will work against u
vikas is a teddy bear. all he really wants is to be hugged and loved. hee-hee-hee.
ReplyDeleteHe won't want to be Mr Bean's teddy bear....heheheh
ReplyDeleteHey , hey people , I dont want to come off as a misogynist...I like girls too...This is just a joke ...love , I believe is the answer to all our problems (also sometimes the reason for them ).
ReplyDeleteTo know me , reading my blog is simply not enough ,as i constantly contradict myself...For example...http://keshavarao2001.multiply.com/journal/item/107
Also , Ms .J , thanks for calling me a teddy bear (Though their big vacant black eyes creep me out ) , and deep down inside , I bet everyone wants to be loved and hugged.(including me)
Maybe you haven't met her yet; but then a boyfriend can be just as worrying too! :)
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