Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Flirting Tips For Girls...

 

Frankly speaking flirting is an art and you need special skills to master it. You do not have to be some beauty queen or a celebrity to make guys fall for you and go gaga over you. All you need is your gorgeous smile and few guaranteed flirting tips like the ones you'll find below to attract the opposite sex.

Rule 1 # Eyes have it all:

Lock eyes with the person you're flirting with for a full five to six seconds, then smile and drop your gaze. Please don't stare at him and make him feel embarrassed. Just give him a soft smoldering look and look away. Do this at least three times in a ten to fifteen-minute period. This way you will make him know that you are interested and approachable.

Rule 2 # Smile:

Smiling is absolutely the most effective tool in your flirting toolbox. Psychology and body language experts agree that one of the most important things you can do to make yourself more attractive (and approachable) is to smile.

Rule 3 # Expose your neck:

One of the most winning flirting techniques a woman can use is the exposure of her neck. This can be done with a head tilt to one side, the classic hair flip or the over-the-shoulder glance. According to body language experts this asymmetrical position attracts attention, exposes your neck, and makes a woman very attractive and sexy. The over-the-shoulder move also sends a signal to your target that he is worth a second look.

Rule 4 # Lip Service:

Both men and women are subconsciously attracted to red, moist lips because they signal youth, sex and fertility. Always wear a red lipstick which not only gives your lips that youthful colour, but also makes your smile more visible and your teeth whiter. A super-shiny lip gloss can also give you an advantage, making your lips look moist and kissable.

Rule 5 # Focus, Focus, Focus:

Once you and your flirting target have started talking, use these tips to deepen the attraction. First, smile and maintain eye contact as you are speaking, and focus all of your attention on what he is saying. If you aren't listening then that shows that you are not interested. Smiling and laughing are crucial here - it's the quickest, easiest way to put another person at ease and make a connection. Finally, another effective flirting technique is low-level touching such as brushing the shoulder or elbow.

Warning! God's Judgment Is Coming!




This may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I love the categories of people getting the warning, it's hard to pick a favorite.

Which one is most ridiculous?

VOTE
1. Pot Smoking Little Devils
2. Lewd Women
3. F se Religions (False? Lost the a and the l?)
4. Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men
5. Sports Nuts (WTF?)
6. Rebellious Women (ha ha)
7. Child Molesting Homosexuals (I suppose child molesting heterosexuals are fine?)
8. Witches (what fucking century is this again?)
9. And Mormons
10. Liar (there's just one)

The Ridiculously Thorough Guide to Making Your Own Pizza

http://www.billyreisinger.com/pizza.php
Pizza Yummmmmm...

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Dream Virgin

Those dreams are back again.

I'm in a Michael Jackson's Thriller Concert.

"Owwwwwww !" , MJ screams , as he  grabs his crotch and thrusts it forward.I don't know if he is in pain . 

Girls and women of all ages scream hysterically and some even faint.Kids all over shudder at the thought of drinking Jesus Juice that Uncle MJ tried to give them.

 

"cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know its thriller, thriller night
Youre fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight "  WOOO HOOO !

OWWW !

Chills run down my spine .I realize something No one yet knows .

I must tell the world...I must.

Now I know the truth about Harry Potter and The Deathly hallows...

He who shall not be named will not die ! He will Return !

In fact , he will fake his own death and move to a muggle town called Las Vegas and be a Michael Jackson Impersonator.Maybe he will claim that he is the real freak , and therefore more qualified to be MJ.

Its true.I know the end.Voldemort lives .He lives amomgst us.He will come back for one last time in a Book That Shall Not be Written (AKA Harry Potter 8)

Why can't I simply have dreams where I'm bonking people , you know like the ones Ms.J has.You see I'm a dream Virgin .I really want to know how it feels.(If I do have bonking Dreams , sandman , please make sure that I'm with Hot chicks and supremodels and NOT with my 200 lb roommate )

Do You see The uncanny Resemblence ?

Its the Nose (or the lack of it ) and the fair complexion.

 


The dark Lord who became White !

Monday, July 16, 2007

Labels

Why do we always have to label our relationships ?

Why should there be a reason to like , love, hate or admire ?

Why can't you believe there is no ulterior motive behind this ?

Why do we need to dig deep ?

Why cant love be just love ? (and nothing else )

What compels us to label our relationships?

I hate it when I cant sleep.

I think Too Much.

An insomniac's mind is a devil's workshop...No , it much worse.

Its time again to burn the bridge and forge ahead as if nothing had ever happened.

Signing Off...

 

Avatars Suffer from Lack Of Trust

If you use a computer-generated image, known as an avatar, to represent yourself in Internet chatrooms or gaming: beware.

Avatars that are androgynous are likely to make others feel distrustful of you, New Scientist reports in next Saturday's issue.

Eva and Franco Mattes' Annoying Japanese Child Dinosaur portaits from the virtual world of Second Life

University of Connecticut researchers Kristine Nowak and Christian Rauh got paired volunteers to chat to each other by typing messages into a computer.

The test subjects did not meet their partner face to face.

Instead, they were shown an avatars representing that person, with images ranging from "an obviously female" blonde and ones with no clear gender to strong-jawed males, the British weekly says.

When asked to rate their chat partner, the volunteers found that those represented by androgynous avatars were less "credible," a finding supported by a second group of volunteers who were given a glimpse of the avatars and asked to give a trustworthiness rating.

Androgyny makes avatars appear less human, causing a breakdown in trust, and people should consider this when choosing their avatar, say Nowak and Rauh.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest:Chimpillas or Gorpanzees?

People...what shall we call these animals???
Chimpillas or Gorpanzees ?

Chimpilla
 
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Gorpanzee
 
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Some where Michael Crichton (Rhymes with Frighten ) is laughing his ass off.

Shall we call these creatures Chimpillas or Gorpanzees ?

Deep in the Congolese jungle is a band of apes that, according to local legend, kill lions, catch fish and even howl at the moon. Local hunters speak of massive creatures that seem to be some sort of hybrid between a chimp and a gorilla.

Their location at the centre of one of the bloodiest conflicts on the planet, the civil war in the Democratic Republic of Congo, has meant that the mystery apes have been little studied by western scientists. Reaching the region means negotiating the shifting fortunes of warring rebel factions, and the heart of the animals' range is deep in impenetrable forest.

But despite the difficulties, a handful of scientists have succeeded in studying the animals. Early speculation that the apes may be some yeti-like new species or a chimp/gorilla hybrid proved unfounded, but the truth has turned out to be in many ways even more fascinating. They are actually a population of super-sized chimps with a unique culture - and it seems, a taste for big cat flesh.

The most detailed and recent data comes from Cleve Hicks, at the University of Amsterdam, who has spent 18 months in the field watching the Bili apes - named after a local town - since 2004. His team's most striking find came after one of his trackers heard chimps calling for several days from the same spot.

When he investigated he came across a chimp feasting on the carcass of a leopard. Mr Hicks cannot be sure the animal was killed by the chimp, but the find lends credence to the apes' lion-eating reputation.

"What we have found is this completely new chimpanzee culture," said Mr Hicks. Previously, researchers had only managed to snatch glimpses of the animals or take photos of them using camera traps. But Mr Hicks used local knowledge to get closer to them and photograph them.

"We were told of this sort of fabled land out west by one of our trackers who goes out there to fish," said Mr Hicks whose project is supported by the Wasmoeth Wildlife Foundation. "I call it the magic forest. It is a very special place."

Getting there means a gruelling 40km (25-mile) trek through the jungle, from the nearest road, not to mention navigating croc-infested rivers. But when he arrived he found apes without their normal fear of humans. Chimps near the road flee immediately at the sight of people because they know the consequences of a hunter's rifle, but these animals were happy to approach him. "The further away from the road the more fearless the chimps got," he added.

Mr Hicks reports that he found a unique chimp culture. For example, unlike their cousins in other parts of Africa the chimps regularly bed down for the night in nests on the ground. Around a fifth of the nests he found were there rather than in the trees.

"How can they get away with sleeping on the ground when there are lions, leopards, golden cats around as well as other dangerous animals like elephants and buffalo?" said Mr Hicks.

"I don't like to paint them as being more aggressive, but maybe they prey on some of these predators and the predators kind of leave them alone." He is keen to point out though that they don't howl at the moon.

"The ground nests were very big and there was obviously something very unusual going on there. They are not unknown elsewhere but very unusual," said Colin Groves, an expert on primate morphology at the Australian National University in Canberra who has observed the nests in the field.

Prof Groves believes that the Bili apes should prompt a radical rethink of the family tree of chimp sub-species. He has proposed that primatologists should now recognise five different sub-divisions instead of the current four.

Mr Hicks said the animals also have what he calls a "smashing culture" - a blunt but effective way of solving problems. He has found hundreds of snails and hard-shelled fruits smashed for food, seen chimps carrying termite mounds to rocks to break them open and also found a turtle that was almost certainly smashed apart by chimps.

Like chimp populations in other parts of Africa, the Bili chimps use sticks to fish for ants, but here the tools are up to 2.5 metres long.

The most exciting thing about this population of chimps though is that it is much bigger than anyone realised and may be one of the largest remaining continuous populations of the species left in Africa. Mr Hicks and his colleague Jeroen Swinkels surveyed an area of 7,000 square kilometres and found chimps everywhere. Their unique culture was uniform throughout.

However, the future for the Bili apes is far from secure. "Things are not promising," said Karl Ammann, an independent wildlife photographer who began investigating the apes 1996. "The absence of a strong central government has resulted in most of the region becoming more independent and lawless. In conservation terms this is a disaster."