Thursday, August 21, 2008

Celeb sightings & misc. stuff

So many things happening today...

Saw the entitre cast of ' Rock On' at Mumbai Domestic.

Told mom I saw Farhan Akthar...Mom said "Who ?"

"Mom, mom , mom...dil chahta hai, lakshya, rock on..."

Mom is still blank.

"Mom, mom ,mom...son of javed akthar ..."

"You mean the guy in boogie woo..."

"NO MOM... Akthar...not Jaffrey...Arrgh ! "

So there you go...I saw Farhan Akthar and nobody that matters really cares.

Well...Farhan,purab, luke, and prachi were there.All of them  wearing ' Rock On' T-shirts...

Arjun Rampal was missing though...well who cares ? Definitely not mom !

Farhan and purab are not as tall as I thought they were.Luke looks like a geek from 'Napoleaon Dynamite'Prachi is really tiny(and very fair).Thanks for spoiling the larger-than-life illusion.

Aman Verma was there too...midway through the security check in , he had to wear sunglasses because apparently that's what celebs do indoors...even not-so-famous-celebs-especially-when-they-get no-one asking their autographs and then they start getting insecure.And Aman, say no to chemical peels...you are as pale as a leper.

The Girl next to me had this habit of regularly staring at me...Briefly considered chatting up with her, and then maybe you know...but then her mom , the great wall of Chyna (yeah, the nutcracker ) made sure that the girl would not even turn towards me anymore.Well...Plenty of fish in the ocean ....

Doesn't Dostana remind you of 'I now pronounce you chuck and larry '(which was hilarious)

John and Aby make a handsome couple...Priyanka ...Ooh-la-la !...I'm still ogling at the golden bikini image hovering in my mind's eye.

Drona:I see poor CG sandstorm effects . 

Well,Remember LS 2050(do you ?) .It only proves that great FX  alone do not make or break a movie.

Bled my fingers on the guitar today...2 weeks without her...Hoo boy...I was showing signs of withdrawal effects.

Moti...Please don't scare away the cute ones away...Atleast not until I get their Phone Numbers.

(And moti , what are you doing reading my blog?, I thought you were not allowed on the net !)

What is it with Indian moms and hair oil ?

Right now I have enough oil on my head to cause a major environmental disaster !

I must accept the fact that my waist is no longer 30 " and stop squeezing myself into impossibly tight fitting jeans.Its 32" for crying out loud !

My current poison:'The Cleft ' Doris Lessing.

That's all for now

Adios.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

One Life

                   You have one life to live.Marx teaches us to blame soceity for our frailities,Freud teaches us to blame our parents, and astrology teaches us to blame the universe.

                    But the only place to look for blame is if you didn't have the guts to bring out your full self ,if you didn't act on desires , if you didn't take advantage of what was in front of you and live the life that was your potential.

                                                                                  -Joseph Campbell

Friday, August 15, 2008

Discarded Things

Identity:Ilovevikas (@indiatimes.com)

Password:elpasocuatro

Instrument:Harmonica

Voice:Think Mickey (as in mouse.)

Habit:Gnashing teeth.

Persona :Misunderstood Introvert Loner.

Secrets:A joke "If you want to know my most private thoughts and intimate secrets, you'll have to read my blog like everyone else"

Emotions:Envy, Attachment,Gluttony(but not Fear,Lust, Anger or Sloth)

Memories :I don't know what memories I've discarded because I can no longer remember.

And among other things :Innocence , shock and awe.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tu bolen, main bola (you said , I said)

You said :Aaj kal ke bacche bacche jaise nahi lagte hain...

I said :Haan, yeh sach hain...woh aaj kal bacchon se zyaada miniature adults lagte hain.

You said:Yeh ho kya gaya he zamane ko ?

I said : Yeh aaj ki fast-forward zindagi mein kahi unka bachpana khogaya he.Unka bachpana hi unka sabse bada dushman ban gaya he.Yeh fast forward zindagi ka race mein woh humse aage nikalna chahate he.Race mein daudte zindagi yoohien kat raha he.

You said :Uuf yeh zindagi.

I said:Uuf !

What I did not say : The only thing that makes life possible is permanent ,intolerable uncertainty of not knowing what comes next.

I'm waiting, anticipating , getting it all wrong, but waiting nonetheless.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

A volley of SMSs is all you get.

I confess(like I've done before)
Every time....every single time
I get afraid, very afraid
But there you go expecting and get disappointed
And then you expect to be disappointed
Its not you , its me its true
I feel unworthy , even to be next to you
But you wield the power , to transmute
To heal and make forget
And having done all that
You expect and get disappointed
and then you expect to be disappointed
But forgive this heart
It pounds the drums of doom,
wildly, shaking me up
The more I think of it the weaker I get
I'm afraid I can't call you...because I'm afraid
Please consider my heart and what it goes through
The more I think of it , the weaker I get ,

So don't wait for me to call ,
Because In the end,
           A volley of SMSs is all you get
.

Singh is Kinng

Rating:★★★
Category:Movies
Genre: Comedy
"No sardars were harmed while making this movie"

There is a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie that they have used a CG chicken and that no chickens were harmed during the making of the movie...But they forgot to add this disclaimer "No sardars were harmed while making this movie"
The main cast is a bunch of faux-sardars with neatly trimmed facial hair and readymade turbans that have earned the ire of real sardars all over india (which is basically Punjab)
The story is of a village idiot Happy Singh , who is sent to australia to reform and retrieve an underworld don Lucky Singh who is also called King (or Kinng as per producers and their numerologists)
A twist of fate makes Happy the kinng and therefore Happy Singh Is Kinng.

Strengths of the movie:Akshay Kumar and his goofy antics.Now you know why Akshay Kumar is Kinng !

Weaknesses:Oh boy , where do I even begin ?
Weak story?
Plot holes the size of pot holes ?
Lack of continuity ?
Lack of coherent screenplay?
Lack of ....Arrgh...I can't go on like this....
I mean , who are shooting at kinng , and why ?I'll never know the answers ...But Singh Is Kinng sadly and this shows you the sorry state of the tastes of the lowest common denominator class for which this movie was made.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Aspartame-The sweet and silent killer.

Read this...and you may never drink diet coke again...(why would you anyway ?)

 In October of 2001, my sister started getting very sick. She had stomach 
spasms and she was having a hard time getting around. Walking was a major 
chore. It took everything she had just to get out of bed; she was in so much 
pain. 

By March 2002, she had undergone several tissue and muscle biopsies and was
on 24 various prescription medications. The doctors could not determine what 
was wrong with her. She was in so much pain, and so sick.she just knew she 
was dying. She put her house, bank accounts, life-insurance, etc., in her 
oldest daughter's name, and made sure that her younger children were to be 
taken 
care of.
 
She also wanted her last hooray, so she planned a trip to Florida (basically 
in a wheelchair) for March 22 nd 
 
On March 19 I called her to ask how her most recent tests went, and she said 
they didn't find anything on the test, but they believe she had MS. 

I recalled an article a friend of mine e-mailed to me and I asked my sister 
if she drank diet soda? She told me that she did. As a matter of fact, she
was getting ready to crack one open that moment.

 I told her not to open it, and to stop drinking the diet soda! 
 
I e-mailed her the article my friend, a lawyer, had sent. 
 
My sister called me within 32 hours after our phone conversation and told me
she had stopped drinking the diet soda AND she could walk! The muscle 
spasms went away. She said she didn't feel 100% but she sure felt a lot better. 
She told me she was going to her doctor with this article and would call me 
when she got home. 
 
Well, she called me, and said her doctor was amazed! He is going to call all 
of his MS patients to find out if they consumed artificial sweeteners of any 
kind. 

> In a nutshell, she was being poisoned by the Aspartame in the diet soda.and
> literally dying a slow and miserable death.
>
> When she got to Florida March 22, all she had to take was one pill, and that
> was a pill for the Aspartame poisoning! She is well on her way to a complete
> recovery.
>
> And she is walking! No wheelchair! This article saved her life.
>
> If it says 'SUGAR FREE' on the label; DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
>
>
>
> I have spent several days lecturing at the WORLD ENVIRONMENTAL CONFERENCE on
> 'ASPARTAME,' marketed as 'NutraSweet,' 'Equal,' and 'Spoonful.'
>
> In the keynote address by the EPA, it was announced that in the United
> States in 2001 there is an epidemic of multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus.
> It
> was difficult to determine exactly what toxin was causing this to be rampant.
>
> I stood up and said that I was there to lecture on exactly that subject.
>
>
>
> I will explain why Aspartame is so dangerous: When the temperature of this
> sweetener exceeds 86 degrees F, the wood alcohol in ASPARTAME converts to
> formaldehyde and then to formic acid, which in turn causes metabolic acidosis.
> Formic acid is the poison found in the sting of fire ants. The methanol
> toxicity mimics, among other conditions, multiple sclerosis and systemic lupus.
> Many people were being diagnosed in error. Although multiple sclerosis is not
> a
> death sentence, Methanol toxicity is!
>
> Systemic lupus has become almost as rampant as multiple sclerosis,
> especially with Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi drinkers. The victim usually does not
> know
> that the Aspartame is the culprit. He or she continues its use; irritating the
> lupus to such a degree that it may become a life-threatening condition.
>
> We have seen patients with systemic lupus become asymptotic, once taken off
> diet sodas.
>
> In cases of those diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, most of the symptoms
> disappear. We've seen many cases where vision loss returned and hearing loss
> improved markedly.
>
> This also applies to cases of tinnitus and fibromyalgia.
>
> During a lecture, I said, 'If you are using ASPARTAME (NutraSweet, Equal,
> Spoonful, etc) and you suffer from fibromyalgia symptoms, spasms, shooting,
> pains, numbness in your legs, cramps, vertigo, dizziness, headaches, tinnitus,
> joint pain, unexplainable depression, anxiety attacks, slurred speech,
> blurred vision, or memory loss you probably have ASPARTAME poisoning!' People
> were
> jumping up during the lecture saying,
>
> 'I have some of these symptoms. Is it reversible?'Yes! Yes! Yes!
>
> STOP drinking diet sodas and be alert for Aspartame on food labels! Many
> products are fortified with it!
>
> This is a serious problem.
>
> Dr. Espart (one of my speakers) remarked that so many people seem to be
> symptomatic for MS and during his recent visit to a hospice, a nurse
stated
> that
> six of her friends, who were heavy Diet Coke addicts, had all been
> diagnosed with MS. This is beyond coincidence!
>
> Diet soda is NOT a diet product! It is a chemically altered, multiple SODIUM
> (salt) and ASPARTAME containing product that actually makes you crave
> carbohydrates. It is far more likely to make you GAIN weight!
>
> These products also contain formaldehyde, which stores in the fat cells,
> particularly in the hips and thighs. Formaldehyde is an absolute toxin andis
> used primarily to preserve 'tissue specimens.' Many products we use every day
> contain this chemical but we SHOULD NOT store it IN our body!
>
> Dr. H. J. Roberts stated in his lectures that once free of the 'diet
> products' and with no significant increase in exercise; his patients lost an
> average
> of 19 pounds over a trial period.
>
> Aspartame is especially dangerous for diabetics.
>
> We found that some physicians, who believed that they had a patient with
> retinopathy, in fact, had symptoms caused by Aspartame.
>
> The Aspartame drives the bloodsugar out of control. Thus diabetics may
> suffer acute memory loss due to the fact that aspartic acid and phenylalanine
> are
> NEUROTOXIC when taken without the other amino acids necessary for a good
> balance.
>
> Treating diabetes is all about BALANCE. Especially with diabetics, the
> Aspartame passes the blood/brain barrierand it then deteriorates the neurons of
> the brain; causing various levels of brain damage, seizures, depression, manic
> depression, panic attacks, uncontrollable anger and rage.
>
> Consumption of Aspartame causes these same symptoms in non-diabetics as
> well.
>
> Documentation and observation also reveal that thousands of children
> diagnosed with ADD and ADHD have had complete turnarounds in their behavior
> when
> these chemicals have been removed from their diet. So called 'behavior
> modification prescription drugs' (Ritalin and others) are no longer needed.
> Truth be
> told, they were never NEEDED in the first place! Most of these children
> were being 'poisoned' on a daily basis with the very foods that were 'better
> for
> them than sugar.'
>
> It is also suspected that the Aspartame in thousands of pallets of diet Coke
> and diet Pepsi consumed by men and women fighting in the Gulf War, may be
> partially to blame for the well-known Gulf War Syndrome.
>
> Dr. Roberts warns that it can cause birth defects, i.e. mental retardation,
> if taken at the time of conception and during early pregnancy.
>
> Children are especially at risk for neurological disorders and should NEVER
> be given artificial sweeteners. There are many different case histories to
> relate of children suffering grand mal seizures and other neurological
> disturbances talking about a plague of neurological diseases directly caused by
> the
> use of this deadly poison.'
>
> Herein lies the problem:
>
> There were Congressional Hearings when Aspartame was included 100 different
> products and strong objection was made concerning its use. Since this initial
> hearing, there have been two subsequent hearings, and still nothing has been
> done. The drug and chemical lobbies have very deep pockets.
>
> Sadly, MONSANTO'S patent on Aspartame has EXPIRED!
>
> There are now over 5,000 products on the market that contain this deadly
> chemical and there will be thousands more introduced. Everybody wants a 'piece
> of the Aspartame pie.' I assure you that MONSANTO, the creator of Aspartame,
> knows how deadly it is.
>
> And isn't it ironic that MONSANTO funds, among others, the American Diabetes
> Association, the American Dietetic Association and the Conference of the
> American College of Physicians?
>
> This has been recently exposed in the New York Times.
>
> These [organizations] cannot criticize any additives or convey their link
> to MONSANTO because they take money from the food industry and are required to
> endorse their products.
>
> Senator Howard Metzenbaum wrote and presented a bill that would require
> label warnings on products containing Aspartame, especially regarding pregnant
> women, children and infants. The bill would also institute independent studies
> on the known dangers and the problems existing in the general population
> regarding seizures, changes in brain chemistry, neurological changes and
> behavioral symptoms.
>
> The bill was killed.
>
> It is known that the powerful drug and chemical lobbies are responsible for
> this, letting loose the hounds of disease and death on an unsuspecting and
> uninformed public. Well, you're Informed now! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!