14 Rules

Fourteen surefire lessons you will come across by
experience :
1. The only person who appreciates your gifts is the person
    who is in love with you anyway, without the gifts.(Corollary:A    
   woman    will always accept your gift regardless of whether she    
   likes you or not)
2. “If he takes two steps forward, don’t trust him because
     he wants something. If he takes two steps back, then he
     didn’t get what he wanted, so he’s now acting like a
     jerk.”(yup , all men want something more from a woman, even if     
      they claim only friendship)
3. The competition is always a jerk.
4. If you’re interested in someone, their best friend and
    confidante secretly has a murderous hatred for you.
5. (Murphy’s Law) On a date, anything that can go wrong,
    will go wrong.
6. Real men don’t make the first move. Women supply the
     hint. Men supply the specifics.
7. Everything goes wrong on a camping trip.
8. No matter who you are, somebody in the world will have
    a crush on you, sometime in your life; the hard part is
     getting yourself to have a crush on them.
9. Flirting does not mean they like you; it means the
    person’s flirting.(Sometimes its only for practice or out of habit)
10. The man always apologizes, even if it’s not his fault.
     (Corollary: A woman will apologise grudgingly...and she will make        
     you pay heavily for making her apologise.Be a man , let it go.)
11. When two people break up, the man sees it as sudden and          
    shocking. The woman sees it as a long chain of events
      ending in a breakup.
12. Men are always interested in the same women as other men are.     
    The rest of the women are backup plans.
13. Women are always interested in the same men as other
       women are. The rest of the men are backup plans.
14. Older girls consider money first and physical attraction
     second.