The top 10 rejection lines given by women.

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's the male perspective thing.)

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Reasons why it's great to be a woman:

Reasons why it's great to be a woman:
1.You don't have to find taxis in the rain.
2.Shoe shopping is a blissful joy you can't put into words.
3.Once you have a partner , you'll never have to carry a suitcase again.
4.Lip gloss is a constant source of entertainment.
5.You can pretty much get out of doing anything just by saying "cramps"
6.The thrill of the perfect manicure.
7.You can cry and still look sexy.
8.You can get to be the one who asks , in the middle of the night , "did you hear something ?", while he has to sleepily stumble around in the dark.
9.You can be a feminist and still have him pay for everything.
10.You get to wear the engagement ring.

Reasons why it's great to be a man :

Reasons why it's great to be a man :
1. No one makes remarks when you hit 35 and are stil not married.
2.There isn't a half-hour wait to use the bathroom.
3.You can wer the same clothes day after day and no one notices.
4.You can pee anywhere -and are actually encouraged to do so.
5.No matter how bad the sex is , you will always have an orgasm.
6.No one tells you look tired if you're not wearing make-up.
7.Looking at thin , beautiful women doesn't depress you.
8.You can be ugly and still consider to be a great catch.
9.You can have a great time slumping on the couch , watching football/cricket/F1/WWE and scatching yourself.
10.Your penis is a constant source of entertainment .