"Ah...I see you haven't shaved your stache for weeks...Looks cute
though...for a girl!(snicker)"
"You bastard!...
"It's ok , I haven't shaved my stache either...
See!
(I'm cleanly shaven)
I'm thinking of a goatee next week...I think we should trade styles"
You dog!...you sonofabitch!"
(Skip a beat)
(in silent resignation)
"Yeah...it's been a while, you bastard"
"Yeah babe! I like it when you talk dirrrrrrty"
(half shocked half surprised,smiling)
"Asshole!"
"Yeah...I love you too babe"
(Works like a charm,each time,every time.)
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talking dirty now reach a new level...
ReplyDeleteNot for many women I know...
ReplyDeleteThey think the F-bomb is the most vulgar thing they've ever heard.