Women are my favourite creatures of the wild.
They used to be my second favourite creatures , but then my dog died.
I love observing them,watching them,trying to understand them.
In wild,in captivity,when captivating,when captivated.
No...I don't want to domesticate them.I don't think it is manly
possibly.(It might be humanly possible but not manly possible i.e not
possible by men)
I want to be the Jane Goodall of all womankind.(which does not involve
any sex change operation)
Ok,Ok I want to be the Tarzan Goodall of all womankind.(Me
Tarzan...you Jane ooh! ooh! ah! ah!)
A womanthropologist par excellence.
I know it's a bloody full time job!
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they will kill you and eat ur bones
ReplyDeleteI will die a martyr !
ReplyDeleteI found this 'Puppy Theory' somewhere on the net...
ReplyDeletePardon the horribly misogynistic comparison, but imagine how you’d feel about a bunch of little puppies.
Sure, its annoying that they like to chew on your fingers, and sometimes the shit on the dining room rug, but DAMN they’re so fucking CUTE.
So think of all the girls you meet as puppies.
There, I said it. The difference between girls and puppies, of course, is that you’re not trying to get laid by puppies
(DEAR GOD I HOPE NOT)
Ha Ha!
Hilarious!
Which brings me to a disturbing point of this theory...If all girls are puppies, what will they become when they grow up?
Hey! It's not my theory...don't come at me with the brickbats!
i will send this to your wife so she can kill you and eat your bones.. and, oh.. do tell us about it when it happens.
ReplyDeletesorry vikas but you're too gallant and too much of a gentleman to be a womanthropologist.. maybe if you break your heart a couple more times and develop titanium-grade callousness..
ReplyDeleteI guess so Ms.J...but that doesn't stop me from trying or killing myself trying :)
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