A ladies man, who has the power to seduce any women he wants.
He was born on March 8th.
He has a secret technique up his sleeve called the 'soul gaze of seduction', wherein he can look into your soul and make it stir deep within and hold you in a thrall.
Obviously, the story is a fantasy targeting male readers who have had the same level of success with women as the author.
The story is not autobiographical in any way.(but the author wishes it was)
(The picture of Homer Simpson is for illustrative purposes only.Niether Matt Groening nor Fox Broadcasting Company are affiliated with the aforementioned fictional story)
Who is on March 8th. March 15th has a guy who can stake a claim to the above mentioned things.
ReplyDeleteOn Women's day(today) the author tried to create a viral sms to feed his insatiable ego.It went something like this...
ReplyDelete"Today is Women's Day.If u have rec'd this then
a)u r a woman I admire
b)u need to forward this to a woman who u admire! Gm"
and sent a group sms to a bunch of women...
He is not the least bit concerned with his rock bottom ethics.
My story is Rushdie-esque like the 'Midnight's Children'...and so dates are important.
ReplyDeleteBut I agree that Mar 15 is the actual date of the guy in question.