On the beachfront

One day on the beachfront...

Whooosh!

Swooooooooosh!

Byoooooooooooooooooooosssshhh!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo...

"Stop in the name of law!"

Whooosssh-screeeee-crreee-ch-ch-ch...

Traffic officer seagull stops a speeding seagull.

"Mr.Jonathan Livingstone,do you know how fast you were flying?

You were doing 300 in a 20 mile zone.

And this is a 'Flap Only Zone' so no gliding allowed at any time.

I don't care how famous you are,

I have to give you a ticket for speeding"

"Fuck you officer, catch me if you can, I'm so outta here!"

"Hiyyaa- kiiiya!"

(Officer seagull delivers a turning cresent crane kick)

Craaaack-crash!

"Oww! Ouch! I give up! Oww!...Why didn't you tell me you were Steven Seagull?"

The End.

(Script for a very short movie.)

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(Look at the nerve and gall of this guy.

        He thinks he is funny just because he replaced sea-gull with sea-gal.I'm guessing if his readers were exclusively Indian, he'd have thrown in another seagull ,a rapping seagull called 'Baba Seagull'.But the joke would have not been appreciated.Even here the joke would be appreciated only if the reader has also read Richard Bach.

Even with Indians, he'd be risking it with the Baba Seagull joke.I mean,how many have heard of Baba Sehgal or of his tribute to Vanilla Ice called 'Thanda Thanda Paani'?

The poor dude thinks he is funny.Should we tell him the truth?)