Hijack

I just found out that my mom has found out about my blog.

For four years , she knew nothing, except that I spent an inordinate time on the internet.Like any parent she thought I was mostly surfing porn.Then I had to confess that I wrote.

You write?

About what?

Well...this and that, and generally about everything...

Can I see it?

NOPE!

But now, thanks to a cousin (yeah you!) she has opened her own multiply site and started reading my stuff.

Bad Idea!

Now she likes to sit down and discuss stuff that I write.

Bad Bad Idea!

Luckily she has a very short attention span and she tells me she simply skims most of it and reads the replies to the posts.Yesterday, she was talking about some video reply to one of my posts that I myself had not yet seen.

GAAH !

Now she's on Facebook.

The funny part is her friends are actually my classmates and shipmates...

Most of them who have never seen her.

Double GAAH !

Now she wants to take over the world!