Disclaimer

I've never told you this, but all my stuff is based on the events and
happenings of Planet Xoorplagg.

Planet Xoorplagg is one of the planets of the Sourcream Path
galaxy(take the second left from the Milky way).
Xoorplagg is the third planet that revolves around a medium sized star
called Heliobacter.

Planet Xoorplagg has life on it.
Strangely they are not called Xoorplaggians.It is too difficult to
pronounce to the Xoorplaggian tongue.
So they call themselves Earthlings.(Don't ask me why.Ask those crazy
Xoorplaggians)

They look like earthlings too.The only difference is that
Xoorplaggians (I mean earthlings) dont have tonsils.They prefer
tonsillectomies to circumcision or baptism.

It is rumored that Xoorplaggians roam this earth in secret.
The only way to identify a Xoorplaggian is to open his mouth and shine
a flashlight inside.

By the way, I have my tonsils intact, just in case you wondered.But my
mom...she doesn't have her tonsils.So I think I'm a half xoorplaggian
and half earthling.
But in Xoorplagg , I'd be half earthling and half earthling.But never
whole of anything.
Do you see how confusing this is?

But I have visions of Xoorplagg now an then.Waking dreams about life
and stories in planet Xoorplagg.
Their life is remarkably similar to us.Sometimes I get confused
whether I'm in Xoorplagg or earth.

Therefore I need to insert a disclaimer here.
The Xoorplagg disclaimer.

This blog is a work of an alternate reality,from a planet called
Xoorplagg, and that the characters,incidents, and dialogue are drawn
from the authors visions of Xoorplagg and are not to be construed as
anything happening on earth.
Any resemblance to actual events
or persons,living or dead ,
is entirely coincidental.

And I'm a little mental.

Hey buddy.Can you open your mouth for a moment please.
Relax dude.It's just a flashlight.Today is 'Get your tonsils checked
for free day'
Honest.

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