Exercise your power to Vote!

 

Tomorrow is the elections.

Although I've turned eighteen a long time ago, I could never vote as I was never around, never in the same country to exercise my rights.

This time though, everything has come into place...the planets have aligned favourably,the wind is blowing from the right direction.

So I'm going to vote this time.

 A good friend of mine had stumbled upon a theory that practically explained the unexplainable...well at least it made it palatable.

Stephen Hawking would have died to know that someone could come up with a theory that was so simple, so elegant.
Freud would have waltzed across Vienna in joy for his question was answered in such precision and sparse economy.

Four words that would make history (and her-story to all feminists)
Four words that would resolve the irresolute.
Four words that needed no proof just as we need no proof of the invisible air we breathe or  for that matter the non-existent god we believe in .
Four words that spoke the truth.

Four simple words that got you going  AHA!

"All women are crazy"
Proof:Just look around you.

                   Recently my uncle stumbled upon another universal theory, which again defied conventional thought, yet in its simplicity reduced everything to ground zero and explained the unexplainable.

This theory did not deal with women, but with snakes in the grass and wolves in sheepskin, and it made your choices simple and the bitter truth just a bit palatable.

He said "Ellaru Kallare.Nimage yaawa kalla ishta awaranne aaike madi"

He said this with reference to the upcoming elections.
Simply translated it meant "They are all theieves...simply choose the one that you like"

A cynic forever, he said that it didn't matter who it was.They were all theives.Simply chose which one you want to rob from you.

He says further that this applies to everyone...mega corporations,brands,politicians,god-men et al.

Kurt Vonnegut said"Humour is a way of holding off how awful life is"

or making you realize its inevitability.

"They are all thieves...you're gonna be robbed anyway.So why not get robbed by someone you like?"