A girl asked aguy if he
thought she was
pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if
he would want
to be with her
forever...and he
said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy stopped her and said..
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...
~~~~~If u snd dis 2 15 ppl in 15 min then...............
Tonight your crush will realize he/she likes you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It cud be anywer -
Get ready for d BIGGEST shock of ur lyf
This reminds me of a joke, (dont ask what the relationship between this and the upcoming joke is though)
ReplyDeleteA man is on his deathbed with his wife by his side.
He is clearly taking his last breaths, when he tells his wife to come closer as he has to tell her something.
He starts "Honey, when i had my appendix removed, you were right there by my side"
"When i contracted the flu and was on antibiotics for a month, you were right there by my side"
"When i was involved in the accident which put me in a wheelchair, you were right there by my side"
"Now i am ready to die, and you are right here by my side"
With his dying breaths he squeezes out a final sentence
"Honey, how big of a Jinx are you??"
What can i say, i am not a hopeless romantic :)
dude, chain mail. weak.
ReplyDeleteI know...I'm not trying to create a chain mail here...Its just a filler !
ReplyDeleteReminds me of another Deathbed joke...
ReplyDeleteI'm just too lazy to type it in...sorry
Hoo Boy , DO I hate these Chain Mails !
ReplyDelete~~~~~If u snd dis 2 15 ppl in 15 min then...............
Tonight your crush will realize he/she likes you.
Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.
It cud be anywer -
Get ready for d BIGGEST shock of ur lyf
OR
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN ! AND PEOPLE WHO GOT THIS WILL CURSE YOU !
How do you know your crush didnt realise she likes you?? She probably is keeping quiet. Either that or absolutely nothing happens, take your pick
ReplyDeleteI pick option B...BNothing happened :)
ReplyDeleteI seriously don't think anyone has a crush on me !