Saturday, June 12, 2010

So what if he can't act?

http://i.imgur.com/KvqkE.jpg

2 comments:

  1. Lyrics by Azured, Melody by Plain White Ts, Pictures by INTERNET:

    Verse 1:
    Hey there Keanu
    It's about time that someone said it
    But your picture makes us feel sad
    God I hope that you read Reddit
    Yes I do
    Cause all my posts are just for you
    I swear it's true

    Verse 2:
    Hey there Keanu
    Don't you worry about the pigeons
    Have your lunch alone in sorrow
    Boy that sandwich looks delicious
    Close your eyes
    Pictures of you are no surprise
    This karma's nice

    Chorus:
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's Reddit sympathy
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    It's what you say to me

    Verse 3:
    Hey there Keanu
    I know times have been real hard
    But with some upvotes from my friends
    We'll steer that bus between the cars
    We'll have it good
    You know kung fu it's understood
    I just got wood

    Verse 4:
    Hey there Keanu
    My photoshop skills have no limits
    If all the shops with cats I did of you
    Would help to lift your spirits
    I'd shop it all
    I'd even shop you with Ron Paul
    That park's too small

    Chorus:
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's Reddit sympathy
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    It's what you say to me

    Bridge:
    You give so much with all your heart
    Some motorbikes just for a start
    But I'd work with you for very little pay
    We don't need to stop this bus
    There is no spoon what's all the fuss
    And Mountain breeze is such a trippy name
    Keanu I can promise you
    That by the time we get through
    The Reddit memes will never ever be the same
    And you're to blame

    Verse 5:
    Hey there Keanu
    Eat your lunch and don't you miss me
    One more week and we'll be done with you
    Please don't think that we're unhappy but it's true
    Circlejerk won't know what's left to do
    I can't imagine someone new
    Hey there Keanu here's to you
    This one's for you

    Chorus:
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's Reddit sympathy
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    'Whoa' is what you say to me
    It's what you say to me

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  2. On June 15, due to a recent photo of Keanu eating alone, a huge outpouring of love came in the form of creating a ‘Cheer Up Keanu Day’. Fans left endearing messages and creative photoshopped pictures depicting the actor in different scenes all in a effort to cheer up the Matrix actor.


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