Healthy Looking

(Overheard Conversations)

Girl: Yeah, hello...haan...accha...you are searching for praneeta?

Mystery person on the Phone:mumble mumble mumble.

Boy: Praneeta...you know what she said to me the other day...

Girl: Haan accha...arre nahin re...you will find her in my class itself...

Boy: You know what Praneeta said to me the other day...she tells me...

Girl: Arre rukh na...I'm talking on the phone na...understand yaar...

Mystery person on the Phone:mumble mumble mumble.

Girl:Haan accha...arre nahin re...you will find her in my class itself...she is a bit dark, is wearing a green salwar...kinda short...and...

Boy :She's fat...SHE'S FAT...SHE'S FAAAAAAT!  (His voice rising into a thunderous crescendo)

Girl:And she's a bit healthy looking !....shut up yaar...they can hear you on the phone...

Me (the fly on the wall so far) :Snort..Snort..Snort...Chuckle...snicker...oh excuse me...sorry...I'm sooo outta here  !