The ancient art of chierosophy and chieromancy
This world renowned palmist is highly trained by chiero and non-chiero methodology , bringing to you the best of both worlds !
He has apprenticed under three world famous palmists !
He is the Practitioner of secret diving methods handed down (No Pun intended ) by the first generation Atlanteans and second generation Lemurians.
He will give you a scientific reading of event markings (on the life line , heart line , and head lines and brilliance , success and fate lines ) and character markings along with accurate chronological time line of event occurences.
Rates :
Regular : 10 min : 5 $
Super saver Pack :30 min : 12 $
(Hurry ! Hurry ! Offer valid for a limited period only !)
With Mysterious Gypsy accent : 10 min : 8 $
Super Saver Gypsy Pack : 30 min :20 $
With Indian Fakir Accent :10 min : 9 $
Super Saver Indian Pack :30 min : 22 $
(All super saver schemes valid only for a limited period of time !)
Disclaimer : This palmist is not affilitaed with *IPA or **iPA.
* Indian Palmistry Association
** International Palmists Association
Many men , study , or atleast pretend to study palmistry , so that they can get to hold womens hands .
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine , a cocky bastard who thought he was the master of seduction used to grab hands and pretend to study them intensly and then stare at the confused eyes of the females and say something lame like "Hmmmm...This line tells me that you are going to meet some one special today "
(His success rate was not high though )
One day though , as he grabbed a random hand , his face got smashed to the ground and he felt a sharp dislocating pain in his shoulder...He was pinned down with a classic judo armbar !
Turns out , the female whose hand he grabbed was an expert judoka !
(The judoka's friend revealed this information in the midst of peals of tummy-hurting laughter )
Poor Guy !
My seduction expert never practised palmistry again!
Me , I've read a few books on palmistry with this guy ...But most of the women who I practise palmistry on know that it is pure bullshit !
And I tell them outright that palmistry was just my excuse to hold their hands ;)
(Thanks again for being my test subject , Mom !)
Now ,I've gotta find a few gullible people to make some moolah ! (Evil Grin ! )
You know, I've always been highly suspicious of any guy who tells girls he could read palms. He'd always do this whenever there's a group of mostly girls around. And the most curious fact of all, those girls are pretty willing to have their palms read. One such guy only stopped practising palmistry after he got married. His wife refused to approve his licence. She got wise. I rest my case.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me...I should never let my Girlfriend or wife read my blog...too many secrets ...too much to explain...
ReplyDeleteHey !
Anybody planning to marry me ....STOP READING MY BLOG !
All others ...please continue !
hahaha...that's hilarious...
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