Reasons why it's great to be a man :

Reasons why it's great to be a man :
1. No one makes remarks when you hit 35 and are stil not married.
2.There isn't a half-hour wait to use the bathroom.
3.You can wer the same clothes day after day and no one notices.
4.You can pee anywhere -and are actually encouraged to do so.
5.No matter how bad the sex is , you will always have an orgasm.
6.No one tells you look tired if you're not wearing make-up.
7.Looking at thin , beautiful women doesn't depress you.
8.You can be ugly and still consider to be a great catch.
9.You can have a great time slumping on the couch , watching football/cricket/F1/WWE and scatching yourself.
10.Your penis is a constant source of entertainment .